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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、楼下有对夫妻76了,一直很恩爱,就昨天婆婆闹着要离婚,街坊邻居怎么劝都不管用。。。

问起原因,婆婆说:昨天晚上停电,让老伴找蜡烛,老伴找来蜡烛给我,我点着它就响了。。。
2、朋友是邮电局架线的,一次去他家玩,看见他腿坏了,打着石膏。

答:架线上杆掉下来了。。。
年底,打工回来去他家。
问“还没好呢?”
朋友答“上次好了,这回是上杆到一半,线杆子倒了。。。”
3、去买西瓜,我问老板:这西瓜甜不甜?

老板说:不甜你不会加糖吗?!

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