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[短篇] 笑話三則

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笑話三則

1.曾經
老師問小明說:「你曾經認真過嗎?」
小明:「我曾經認真打電動。」

2.不需費勁
甲:請問一下醫院怎麼走? 
乙:很簡單,你現在閉著眼睛,走到馬路正中央,
然後站在那裡別動....大約十分鐘之後你就會到醫院了。

3.老太太看百米賽跑
一老太太看百米賽跑后說:“太可怕了,一群囚犯跪在地上,
一個警察舉著槍,隨著一聲槍響,囚犯們沒命地往前沖,生怕被槍打到了!"
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