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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

老公又开始埋怨我太胖了,吧啦吧啦没完没了的说我,我一个生气打了他一巴掌,他也火了,说我太过分了,我说:“谁过分了,是你先说我胖的。。”他说:“明明是你先胖我才说的!”

2、最近经常听到姐妹说想要谈恋爱、没有男朋友、想前任了之类的话。我想说,你们要是嫌日子过得太舒坦可以把空调关了。

3、学校广播体操大赛,有两哥们儿一直坐在草坪上看比赛。校长用喇叭喊道:“草坪上的同学请离开,请离开。” 两人无动于衷,不理会~ 于是校长大喊:“同学们,大家快看,草坪上的两个男同学,他们在干什么呢?”……

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